It’s December folks. Time to head into the swamp in your trusted flat-bottom boat and pick out a decent looking cypress tree. The one you caught the big gator at last season. Cut it down with your handy-dandy chainsaw. Float it home, and let it dry out in the yard for a couple of days. Make sure to get all the seaweed off of it. Drag it inside without damaging your door frame and set it up in your grand window. It’s the one that still has all the panes in it. Untangle yards and yards of LED lights and throw them around the tree. For decorations, add scented pine cones, paper wreaths you kid made in school, and your collection of gator teeth. On the top goes the angle, dressed in Saints black and gold. When all the work is done, and your dog has peed on it, relax in your favorite chair with a Moscow mule. Congratulations, you’re all set for the holidays in Bayou Cove. What could top this feeling of euphoria?
An evening at Bill’s Cajun House of Pleasure comes to mind. His girls know what fills your heart’s desire. From intoxicating candles to a wild ride on a swing with a one-legged woman, Bill’s has it all. He may come across as a Grinch, but give him some greenbacks for your winter dalliance and you’ll see his heart grow three sizes. Well, more likely his bank account, but it’s the thought that counts, right?
Grab a whiskey when your fun is done. Slide up to the bar and listen to Top Shelf’s magnificent tale of grand theft auto, one piece at a time. A word of warning, don’t challenge Dewey to Christmas carol trivia. It’s one of the few things he excels at. And when you head home, be sure to wave at Octavius. He probably won’t respond, but that’s okay. Being an attack alligator is a tough job.
History doesn’t write itself. But if you’re lucky enough to spend Christmas in Bayou Cove, Louisiana, you’ll have a tall tale to tell for sure. It could even be called a Christmas Miracle in some circles.
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What I’m Reading – Many readers I know like to inquire what their favorite author is reading. At the end of each blog post, I’ll let you know what book is open on my Kindle. I hope my choice of reading material inspires you to read a variety of authors and topics. Currently, I’m reading Ellis Peters’ Brother Cadfael series. I’m on the eighteenth book Summer of the Danes.
Bill’s Cajun House of Pleasure is available on Amazon, as an eBook, and in physical formats. It is also available on the Barnes and Noble website.
